Homeowner hears noise and is stunned to find couple having noisy sex against her garden wall
A homeowner went to investigate a noise in her yard – and was stunned to find a drunk couple having noisy sex against her barrier wall.
Maria Lindsley, 52, was enjoying a book when she heard alleged trespassers Teresa Behan, 49, and Stephen Dean, 36, causing a commotion outside the side window of her home in Key West, Florida, earlier this week.
She went to see what was happening, and ‘observed Behan and Dean having sex in her yard, up against the barrier wall.’
The pair are said to have ignored multiple ‘No Trespassing’ signs dotted throughout the property, with Lindsley promptly calling police.
When an officer from Key West Police Department arrived, Behan tried to claim that Dean was her music promoter ‘James’ and that he lived in Lindsley’s home.
But Dean himself then ‘spontaneously uttered that he and Behan were having sex in Lindsley’s yard,’ according to an arrest report seen by The Smoking Gun.
Given a second chance to explain themselves by the officer, the pair were unable to do so.
Both were then arrested for tresspassing and lewd and lascivious behavior.
Behan is said to have begun screeching that she was ‘not going to jail,’ and kicked the cop in the groin while violently resisting arrest.
Dean then chipped in and repeatedly threatened to kill the other officer who arrested him.
The pair’s alleged bad behavior saw them hit with extra charges of resisting arrest with violence and threatening a public servant.
Both are being held in Monroe County Jail ahead of an October 11 arraignment.