Abbey Clancy reveals the kitchen utensils that give her ‘orgasms’ and common everyday item that’s ‘better than sex’
ABBEY Clancy has been extremely candid about her sex life with hubby Peter Crouch in the past, but her most recent confession might just be her wildest yet.
Abbey, 37, and Peter, 42, have already joked about Peter’s lack of game with women and the emoji code he sends when he’s in the mood since starting their Therapy Crouch podcast this year.
So, it’s safe to say the dynamic duo haven’t held back from getting into the nitty gritty of their relationship.
The latest bedroom revelation from them doesn’t actually come from the bedroom at all, but rather from the kitchen.
On the topic of fancy Christmas tableware, Abbey confessed plates do it for her more than sex.
She said: “Instagram has got so much inspiration for cool things you can do. I really want to do a Christmas tree cheese board.
“I have all these incredible ideas and I’m sending my kids loads of these Christmas cards ideas with painting where you paint your hand and you make it into a reindeer’s face.
“I bought a nice Christmas plate the other day.”
“Plates are better than sex. Painted paints, anyway,” she joked.
And it’s not just posh plates that do it for the model either.
The pair also joked about Abbey’s love of all kinds of kitchen utensils.
On a shopping trip to Le Creuset, a French cookware brand where a casserole dish will set you back £455 and salt and pepper mills cost £38 each, Abbey said she found it all very sensual.
“I’ve never seen anyone so excited.
“She was having a spatula orgasm. She was having a lot of excitement around spatulas,” Peter joked on the podcast.
Previously, the couple – who have four children together, two boys and two girls called Sophia, Liberty, Jack and Johnny – said they get frisky when the kids are at school.
But Abbey claims Peter ruins the mood with his eager texts.
She said: “I just don’t know how long I can go on with these sexual emojis that you keep sending me.
“If the kids go to school and he hears me like, put the key in the door, I’m in and no one’s in the house, I just get a beaver and an aubergine emoji text.
“I’m not even gonna say the last one but you can imagine what it is.”
Peter confirmed: “There’s three emojis.”
Abbey described the third emoji: “I’ve got a bit of hydration in there. How vile is that? Am I supposed to go, ‘Oh yeah, now I’m bang up for it’.”