I couldn’t work out why I smelt poop when my son’s nappy was clean – I was crying with laughter when I found the culprit
A MUM has revealed how she was left crying with laughter when she discovered why her house smelt like poop.
Jordan couldn’t figure out why there was such a strong stench in her home, and thought her two-year-old son Gio must have had an accident.
But when she went upstairs, she found her son asleep on the floor, with no nappy on.
She found the nappy he had been wearing, and that was clean, so she threw it in the bin – and STILL couldn’t track down the smell.
“Guys, I spent 10 minutes looking for this poop on the stairs, out in the hallway, in the bathroom,” she sighed in a video on her TikTok page.
“I go get my husband. He’s got a flashlight.
“I’m on my phone with my flashlight.”
She then turned the camera back on her sleeping son, and zoomed in on what was in his hand.
Namely, the poop she’d been looking for.
Gio had fallen asleep, clutching the log of poop he’d apparently just done.
“Guys, we found the poop,” Jordan said, admitting she didn’t know if she was “laughing or crying”.
“It’s in his hair!” she cried.
The comments section was almost immediately filled with people weighing in on the disgusting discovery.
“I have a 4 year old boy, I thought I’d seen it all till now,” one gasped.
“He took matters into his own hands,” another joked.
“Parenthood is soooo ghettooooo,” a third wrote.
“I sense the next episode is going to be called, ‘My son has pink eye’,” someone else added.
“The way he’s holding it sleeping like it’s his new best friend!” another giggled.
“The way I audibly gasped,” someone else wrote.
“At least he didn’t smear it anywhere I guess!” another said.
“I was bracing myself for whats to come and i still was shocked,” someone else admitted.
“MY JAW DROPPED,” another wrote, adding: “How did you not scream and wake him immediately, omg?”
Others wanted the “girl with the list” to have her say – after she achieved Internet fame by listing all the reasons NOT to have children.
Kennedy then shared her response as “number 285” why she’s vowed not to become a mother, as she said: “It’s going on the list so that I can confidently say that I will never spend ten precious minutes of my life searching for a turd that is nowhere to be seen, only to find it snuggled in the hands of my offspring.”
“Take your birth control,” she concluded.