Jimmy Kimmel Whacks 'Uncle Scam'
Jimmy Kimmel didn't hold back during his opening monologue this Wednesday and summed up nicely what it's been like for the sane among us watching this maniac Trump play games with our livelihoods and our economy.
As Kimmel rightfully noted, in the end Trump and his enablers are trying to give Trump credit for solving the crisis he created, and it was a nice rebuttal, without directly invoking her name, to the nonsense we watched Laura Ingraham spew on Fox.
KIMMEL: This is day 79 of Trumppomania. It has been, it's been fun watching this lunatic gamble our life savings this week. It's like it's like handing a Social Security check to your dog and sending it to Caesars Palace. If the dealer has 16, stay, a-okay, stay.
It was another roller coaster of a day. Trump this morning hit the snooze button on almost all those big beautiful tariffs he levied. He paused the tariffs for 90 days, which puts us at right around the 4th of July to blow things up again.
90 days of turmoil now, but the world of finance was relieved, to say the least. The market shot way up today. The S&P had its biggest day since 2008. Wall Street was up 12 percent.
Think about that. The best thing Trump has ever done for America was undo the incredibly dumb thing he did.
I mean if you imagine if he quit he could usher in a whole new era of... (crowd screams)