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It was a frustrating afternoon at the City Ground as Arsenal stumbled to a 0-0 draw against relegation-threatened Nottingham Forest. Despite dominating the xG, the Gunners fired blanks, and Johnny is here for a “bloodletting” session to break down exactly who went missing when it mattered most.
In this episode:
The Captain’s Disappearing Act: Johnny explains why he handed out a brutal rating to Martin Ødegaard, labeling the performance “anonymous” after a stat line full of zeros.
The Big Vic Inquiry: Another frustrating outing for Viktor Gyökeres leads to a scathing review. Johnny asks if the striker is just a “league average player” after managing only six passes in nearly an hour of football.
Fluffed Lines: From Gabriel Martinelli’s “unacceptable” miss to Gabriel Jesus “running away from goal,” we dissect a forward line that is “serving up eggs” in the Premier League.
The “Ghost” Cameo: A new low rating for Eberechi Eze, whose ten-minute appearance is described as a “ghost of a performance”.
Bright Sparks: It wasn’t all doom and gloom—find out why William Saliba and Declan Rice were the only ones to separate themselves from the mediocrity with “top-notch” displays.