Trump Gives A Zombie Address To The Nation
A tired and frail Donald Trump took to the podium to address the nation over his ill-conceived war against Iran since his poll numbers have cratered to historic lows.
The networks dutifully agreed to give him prime time air when his speech was nothing more than an elongated Truth Social post.
Speaking in a monotone and robotic voice for roughly twenty minutes, Trump's dreary cadence was off-putting, uninspiring, and worst of all, boring.
He claimed the war he created after he ordered our far superior military forces to sneak attack Iran was equivalent to the massive struggle of World War II.
Trump bragged the country was dead before he took office, which is his favorite narcissistic fantasy.
Since he took office, the country has suffered from his illegal tariffs, roving bands of masked ICE agents, horrific job creation, and skyrocketing inflation, but his delusion was so vast he proclaimed America under his leadership was a Utopian dream just 33 days ago.
TRUMP: The United States has never been better prepared economically to confront this threat. You all know that.
We built the strongest economy in history. We're going through it right now, the strongest in history.