Trump Names Vance As 'FRAUD CZAR' To Target 'Blue States' Because Of Course
Donald J. Trump took to Truth Social to name JD Vance as the new 'Fraud Czar' and, of course, with instructions to hunt for waste, fraud, and abuse primarily in Blue States. Sure, you guys, for real, he’s 'draining the swamp' by declaring open season on California, New York, and Minnesota (which he charmingly compared to Somalia), while ignoring any issues in Red States.
Trump is predictably launching his anti-fraud crusade with a targeted political shopping list. And after creating an apocalyptic economy, Trump claims this will "literally be able to balance our American Budget."
"Vice President JD Vance is now in charge of “FRAUD” in the United States," he wrote. "It is massive and pervasive, and the job he will be doing, in conjunction with many great people within the Trump Administration, will be a major factor in how great the future of our Country will be."
"We will call him the “FRAUD CZAR,” and his focus will be “EVERYWHERE,” but primarily in those Blue States where CROOKED DEMOCRAT POLITICIANS, like those in California, Illinois, Minnesota (Somalia beware!), Maine, New York, and many others, have had a “free for all” in the unprecedented theft of Taxpayer Money."
"The numbers are so large that, if successful, we would literally be able to balance our American Budget. Raids have already started in L.A.," he added. "Good Luck JD!"
Hey, at least we finally have an official title more dramatic than 'Vice President.' Fraud Czar JD Vance, reporting for duty in every Blue zip code near you. Good luck indeed.