An Open Letter To My Alternate Password
Hey, you.
It's been too long. When was the last time we got together? Was it two months ago when I signed up for that 30-day free trial software that required my password contain two seldom-used punctuation marks, a capital vowel, and a prime number? Good times. It feels like just yesterday. Do you remember when it took me three tries to retype you correctly in the confirmation box? I thought I'd never to be able to finish creating my account. That's what I love about you-you always keep me guessing.
I know I promised that we were going to ...