Can we blame the Sonic The Hedgehog trailer for Pete Doherty getting stabbed by a hedgehog?
In what has to be the weirdest instance of accidental corporate synergy this side of Beyoncé and Red Lobster, U.K. rocker Pete Doherty is getting treated for a hedgehog stabbing on the same day Paramount Pictures dropped its Sonic The Hedgehog trailer. There is no way these two things are not connected.