Montana Man Faces Sentencing For Cloning Giant Sheep For Trophy Hunting
An 81-year-old man will soon be sentenced in federal court after he pleaded guilty to creating an illegal hybrid sheep breed he called the “Montana Mountain King,” for the purpose of trophy hunting on his ranch. What do you think?
“Illegal sheep geneticists don’t last long in prison.”
Rochelle Mills, Unemployed
“I only decapitate and display creatures made by God.”
Brian Dietner, Jacketologist
“No points for creativity?”
Allen Gonzalez, Lunch Moderator
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