Trump Claims U.S. Used ‘Discombobulator’ Weapon In Maduro Raid
President Donald Trump said the U.S. used a weapon he referred to as “the discombobulator” to capture former Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro, claiming it made the enemy equipment “not work.” What do you think?
“Every nation has a sovereign right for their head of state to remain combobulated.”
Gina Montes, Yam Peeler
“Our military contracts with Dr. Ballyhoo’s Fantabulous Gizmo Emporium are paying off big time.”
Otis Zefran, Netting Specialist
“Cut the technical jargon, college boy.”
Ben Goff, Retired Jeweler
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