Christian Slater is Dexter's new daddy in the Young Dexter show
Because none of us got together and mustered the moral fortitude to say no to it, now we have to live with this: Christian Slater has just been cast in the upcoming prequel series Dexter: Original Sin, which, if it’s okay with y’all, we’re just going to go ahead and start referring to as Young Dexter for the rest of…