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Try not to get chopped…

Schwerer als eine UTZ-Prüfung.

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A Hungarian beauty queen and celebrity says that she was once courted by the man who would go on to be president-elect of the United States, Donald J. Trump.

Former Miss Hungary Kata Sarka first made the claim in May 2016 during an episode of Kasza Taxi, a Hungarian interview show that resembles an Eastern European version of the popular "Carpool Karaoke" segment on the US's Late Late Show With James Corden.

In between songs, Sarka offered up that during the 2013 Miss Universe pageant... Читать дальше...

Can you cut through viral internet BS?

Spice it up!

Southwestern-Style Turkey Burgers

Here's a video that shows you how to make it:

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Servings: 4

Patties
1 pound ground turkey
⅓ cup red onion, minced
1 jalapeño pepper, minced
1 teaspoon salt
½ teaspoon black pepper
1 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1½ teaspoons cumin
1 teaspoon smoked paprika

2 tablespoons vegetable oil (for... Читать дальше...

♫ Who run the world? Girls! ♫

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Because we all need a smile sometimes.

Whether you're happy or sad, it's safe to say that the adorable combo of dogs + kids will always brighten your day.

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The special bond between them can make you smile...

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...laugh...

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...or even cry.

I have a lot of feelings right now.

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Turn these pages.

In a written statement, Boyden, who has at various points claimed Metis, Anishinaabe, Nipmuc and Mi'kmaq heritage, admits he has stolen the spotlight on Indigenous issues as he is "a white kid from Willowdale with native roots."

What does authenticity mean when it comes to fiction? The next time you're looking for a page-turner, consider one of Canada's authentic Indigenous authors who prove a strong sense of identity can go a long way.

“Blood and milk? Well why does it smell like urine to me?”

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Your burger preferences say a lot more than you think.

Folge uns auf unserem neuen EINFACH TASTY Youtube-Kanal!

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“I SPY A CLEARANCE RACK. DON’T WORRY, CLEARANCE RACK, I’M COMING.”

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1. "OK, I need milk, shampoo, and maybe I should look at the school supplies section to see if there’s cool pens."
2. "I just need those things."
3. "Starbucks! Yes, I need coffee to get this started."
4. "I guess it’s kind of pointless to also get a hot dog and a cherry Slurpee since I’m gonna eat dinner soon."
5. "Eh... Читать дальше...

These novels, essay collections, memoirs, histories, and more will help you understand why there is no feminism without intersectionality, why we should remember our history before we repeat it, and why Roe v. Wade is a lot more tenuous than you might think.

Um, no thank you, I will walk.

For reasons unknown, on Friday, Jan. 13, people decided to board a flight numbered 666 destined for HEL.

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The Finnair flight from Copenhagen, Denmark, to Helsinki, Finland, is scheduled regularly, but took on a spooky sort of significance on Friday.

The flight takes about an hour and a half, according to FlightAware.com.

To make matters worse, FlightRadar24 reported that... Читать дальше...

Jeder Nudelauflauf ist schön.

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Vous savez que vous en mourez d’envie.

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Just in time for Netflix’s new series…

OK, so everyone probably knows this, but we need to get it out of the way: Lemony Snicket isn't a real person. The author's name is actually Daniel Handler.

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And Handler's pen name has a slightly bizarre origin story.

When researching for his first novel, The Basic Eight, Handler contacted a right-wing religious organisation looking for information. He didn't... Читать дальше...

What did it say, tho?

This is a fox, preserved in a block of ice after drowning in a river in Germany. Sad.

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Otherwise, you might end up like this fox, found frozen in Regent's canal in London in 2009.

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Your result is final, don’t get mad. All dicks are nice.

“What do you get when you cross a bulldog and a shitzu…”

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Histoire de mieux organiser votre temps et écouter vos envies.

Headspace

Parce que cette année, vous avez décidé de prendre plus soin de vous et ça passe aussi par la tête. Une application qui vous aidera à méditer de manière rapide et efficace.

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CityMapper

On ne le répétera jamais assez: CityMapper est la meilleure application pour se déplacer dans des grandes villes. Elle vous dit le moyen... Читать дальше...

Orange you glad to take this quiz?

And the hot-toothed clippers stay

hacking hair like field hands.

Everybody quiet for a moment, a few

awkward stares, a few heads

nodding in what seems like agreement but, shit,

they could be keeping rhythm

to A Tribe Called Quest blasting from the stereo.

And in the air cut with alcohol and cologne,

cut with precum soliciting the seams

of a secret desirer quickly licking last night’s boy

from his teeth, pubic hair genuflecting

in his eager saliva... Читать дальше...

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MEXICO CITY — Former Mexican president Vicente Fox is on a mission: Take down Donald Trump because, he says, “that dude is a pendejo.”

You probably know a pendejo in your life — or several. A loose translation would be imbecile or even “fuck face,” though research for this article revealed that it means, officially but unbeknownst to most people, pubic hair.

“I understood Hitler, I understood Napoleon, I understand a lot of very violent ones. This one... Читать дальше...