Cardi B’s Mixtape Is ... Kinda Not That Bad
I think it’s fair to say that my appreciation for consumption of entertainment of the avian element is quite well documented. My favorite celebrity couple is Cam’ron and Juju. Close second? Remy and Papoose. I have been known to hit the chicken head and the toe wop in the club in this year of our lord, 2016. I send semimonthly requests to Spotify to make “Suck It or Not” available to stream. When I ultimately meet my maker, I plan to request that my friends and family Milly Rock to “Melodies From Heaven” mixed over “Crush on You” at my wake.